Steve: Oh heck yeah now this is what I'm talking about. You just straight up take that ugly, big-titty harpy and you turn her into some little foxy elf woman.
Zack: Would you do turkey legs here?
Steve: I'd snap her wishbone dude.
Zack: I don't know about that. I'd be afraid of those hands. I bet she can't wipe too well with those things.Steve: She'd look like a turducken when I was done with her.
Leucrotta by Suleyman
Steve: The Leucrotta is hated by all.
Zack: There's somebody out there that would answer her ad on Craigslist. Looking For: Newports.Steve: The only person who is going to track her down wants the XP.
Zack: There are different ways to earn the XP, Steve.Steve: Noooo!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.