Roper by Jitske
Steve: Jitske's rendition of a Roper comes ready for romance.
Zack: Jitske claims the 4th place in our contest and will receive the fourth place in line to pick a prize.
Steve: Bust out the champagne and whip a gnome.
Zack: Roper has the whole evening planned out. Candles, stalactites, a slithery pit of guano: there is a reason they are known great lovers.
Steve: All of the arms.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.