Roper by Jitske
Steve: Jitske's rendition of a Roper comes ready for romance.
Zack: Jitske claims the 4th place in our contest and will receive the fourth place in line to pick a prize.
Steve: Bust out the champagne and whip a gnome.
Zack: Roper has the whole evening planned out. Candles, stalactites, a slithery pit of guano: there is a reason they are known great lovers.
Steve: All of the arms.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.