4th Place

Roper by Jitske

Steve: Jitske's rendition of a Roper comes ready for romance.

Zack: Jitske claims the 4th place in our contest and will receive the fourth place in line to pick a prize.

Steve: Bust out the champagne and whip a gnome.

Zack: Roper has the whole evening planned out. Candles, stalactites, a slithery pit of guano: there is a reason they are known great lovers.

Steve: All of the arms.


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