Roper by Jitske
Steve: Jitske's rendition of a Roper comes ready for romance.
Zack: Jitske claims the 4th place in our contest and will receive the fourth place in line to pick a prize.
Steve: Bust out the champagne and whip a gnome.
Zack: Roper has the whole evening planned out. Candles, stalactites, a slithery pit of guano: there is a reason they are known great lovers.
Steve: All of the arms.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.