Beholder by Ran
Steve: Awesome beholder, dude that didn't win but did an awesome beholder.
Zack: Steve, I was amazed by the quality of the competition this time around. Thanks to everyone for participating!
Steve: It was pretty intense, but with such rich, erotic source material it's no surprise they came up with such sexy ideas.
Zack: For all you winners, you will be contacted some time in the next 24 hours to work out which prize you will receive. Also, thanks once again to Wizards of the Coast for not sponsoring, administrating, or endorsing the contest.
Steve: I still think that Drow volleyball picture was robbed.
Zack: That's right, fan the flames of controversy.
Steve: The fix is in!
Zack: What do you mean?Steve: I don't know, I just heard Glenn Beck saying it.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.