Beholder by Ran
Steve: Awesome beholder, dude that didn't win but did an awesome beholder.
Zack: Steve, I was amazed by the quality of the competition this time around. Thanks to everyone for participating!
Steve: It was pretty intense, but with such rich, erotic source material it's no surprise they came up with such sexy ideas.
Zack: For all you winners, you will be contacted some time in the next 24 hours to work out which prize you will receive. Also, thanks once again to Wizards of the Coast for not sponsoring, administrating, or endorsing the contest.
Steve: I still think that Drow volleyball picture was robbed.
Zack: That's right, fan the flames of controversy.
Steve: The fix is in!
Zack: What do you mean?Steve: I don't know, I just heard Glenn Beck saying it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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