Beholder by Ran
Steve: Awesome beholder, dude that didn't win but did an awesome beholder.
Zack: Steve, I was amazed by the quality of the competition this time around. Thanks to everyone for participating!
Steve: It was pretty intense, but with such rich, erotic source material it's no surprise they came up with such sexy ideas.
Zack: For all you winners, you will be contacted some time in the next 24 hours to work out which prize you will receive. Also, thanks once again to Wizards of the Coast for not sponsoring, administrating, or endorsing the contest.
Steve: I still think that Drow volleyball picture was robbed.
Zack: That's right, fan the flames of controversy.
Steve: The fix is in!
Zack: What do you mean?Steve: I don't know, I just heard Glenn Beck saying it.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.