Beholder by Ran
Steve: Awesome beholder, dude that didn't win but did an awesome beholder.
Zack: Steve, I was amazed by the quality of the competition this time around. Thanks to everyone for participating!
Steve: It was pretty intense, but with such rich, erotic source material it's no surprise they came up with such sexy ideas.
Zack: For all you winners, you will be contacted some time in the next 24 hours to work out which prize you will receive. Also, thanks once again to Wizards of the Coast for not sponsoring, administrating, or endorsing the contest.
Steve: I still think that Drow volleyball picture was robbed.
Zack: That's right, fan the flames of controversy.
Steve: The fix is in!
Zack: What do you mean?Steve: I don't know, I just heard Glenn Beck saying it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.