Beholder by Ran
Steve: Awesome beholder, dude that didn't win but did an awesome beholder.
Zack: Steve, I was amazed by the quality of the competition this time around. Thanks to everyone for participating!
Steve: It was pretty intense, but with such rich, erotic source material it's no surprise they came up with such sexy ideas.
Zack: For all you winners, you will be contacted some time in the next 24 hours to work out which prize you will receive. Also, thanks once again to Wizards of the Coast for not sponsoring, administrating, or endorsing the contest.
Steve: I still think that Drow volleyball picture was robbed.
Zack: That's right, fan the flames of controversy.
Steve: The fix is in!
Zack: What do you mean?Steve: I don't know, I just heard Glenn Beck saying it.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.