#1 Rules for a baby's butthole

Steve: Here they are. The two most shameful tables ever included in an RPG.

Zack: Necessary for when you're gaming and you reach the inevitable question, "How many fingers fit in a baby's anus?"

Steve: Roll for baby's anus.

Zack: Yes, 100! And she's a nympho, so that means...25. This baby can handle three fingers no problem.

Steve: Thank goodness it was a slut baby.

Zack: I don't even want to joke about this anymore.

Steve: I want to die.

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