Zack: Look at this fucking thing.

Steve: The flumph is the most infamous monster from Fiend Folio. Everyone hates it.

Zack: If you let the condom go too far past the expiration date the eyes start to sprout.

Steve: He looks sort of like a cross between a Fleshlight and a wind chime.

Zack: He's Flying Spaghetti Monster bullshit.

Steve: It says he's lawful good, but honestly, if I saw a swarm of these things you would have to hold me back from kicking them and hitting them with my sword.

Zack: Get me a firehose and I'd blast those stupid fuckers into the corner of the dungeon like somebody threw a bunch of Chinet plates into a river.

Steve: I just want to know what their blood looks like.

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