Steve: If you look at the old GW Rogue Trader book this is what all of the aliens look like. Different weird bug combinations.
Zack: It reminds me of those taxidermy chimeras they have at truck stops where they glue antlers to a rabbit or chicken wings to a pig.
Steve: I think I saw one of those rabbit things before. Those are real things.
Zack: Where did you see this and don't say America's Funniest People.
Steve: I don't remember but it definitely wasn't America's Funniest People. It had that guy from Full House and the woman from that rehab show. And they showed videos about real things.
Zack: That's America's Funniest People.
Steve: If you say so.
Zack: Steve, you're as incorrigible as whatever British dickbag is responsible for this bug-lobster bullshit.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.