Steve: If you look at the old GW Rogue Trader book this is what all of the aliens look like. Different weird bug combinations.
Zack: It reminds me of those taxidermy chimeras they have at truck stops where they glue antlers to a rabbit or chicken wings to a pig.
Steve: I think I saw one of those rabbit things before. Those are real things.
Zack: Where did you see this and don't say America's Funniest People.
Steve: I don't remember but it definitely wasn't America's Funniest People. It had that guy from Full House and the woman from that rehab show. And they showed videos about real things.
Zack: That's America's Funniest People.
Steve: If you say so.
Zack: Steve, you're as incorrigible as whatever British dickbag is responsible for this bug-lobster bullshit.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.