Steve: Ogremoch (Prince of Evil Poops)
Zack: Yeah, we had a contest at White Dwarf. Send us the best monster a baby could come up with. A little poopy baby. Send us poopy baby's monsters.
Steve: Atlas Shrugged Man and that giant tapeworm are forming a gang with Ogremoch.
Zack: They'd better watch out or that caveman and his wolf are going to get them!
Steve: I have gotta admit, I love D&D but this guy sort of sucks.
Zack: Sort of? Look at that fucking thing and tell me that isn't contempt for the people buying the book. They might as well draw a smiley face and give it a thousand hit points and call it Tough Battler, King of the Evil Attackers.
Steve: I think Keith used Tough Battler in one of his campaigns.
Zack: He does infinity d8s in damage.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.