Zack: GREAT OPPRESSORS OF HISTORY
Steve: This doesn't qualify as gamer/geek stuff. It's more like the sort of thing that would be sold in the back of a Guns & Ammo magazine.
Zack: Will look so cool stretched to bursting over a huge rack of man tits.
Steve: The art is pretty cool and don't act like the idea isn't cool.
Zack: Alright, put aside the weird political meaning. What possible setting is it appropriate for an adult to wear a shirt this ugly?
Steve: Juggalo funeral.
Zack: Ahhhhh you got me.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.