Zack: GREAT OPPRESSORS OF HISTORY

Steve: This doesn't qualify as gamer/geek stuff. It's more like the sort of thing that would be sold in the back of a Guns & Ammo magazine.

Zack: Will look so cool stretched to bursting over a huge rack of man tits.

Steve: The art is pretty cool and don't act like the idea isn't cool.

Zack: Alright, put aside the weird political meaning. What possible setting is it appropriate for an adult to wear a shirt this ugly?

Steve: Juggalo funeral.

Zack: Ahhhhh you got me.

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