Zack: GREAT OPPRESSORS OF HISTORY
Steve: This doesn't qualify as gamer/geek stuff. It's more like the sort of thing that would be sold in the back of a Guns & Ammo magazine.
Zack: Will look so cool stretched to bursting over a huge rack of man tits.
Steve: The art is pretty cool and don't act like the idea isn't cool.
Zack: Alright, put aside the weird political meaning. What possible setting is it appropriate for an adult to wear a shirt this ugly?
Steve: Juggalo funeral.
Zack: Ahhhhh you got me.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.