Zack: GREAT OPPRESSORS OF HISTORY
Steve: This doesn't qualify as gamer/geek stuff. It's more like the sort of thing that would be sold in the back of a Guns & Ammo magazine.
Zack: Will look so cool stretched to bursting over a huge rack of man tits.
Steve: The art is pretty cool and don't act like the idea isn't cool.
Zack: Alright, put aside the weird political meaning. What possible setting is it appropriate for an adult to wear a shirt this ugly?
Steve: Juggalo funeral.
Zack: Ahhhhh you got me.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.