Steve: I didn't realize there was a Hebrew version of Mahjong.
Zack: Alright, Wizards of the Coast, I have a new rule for you: the length of boring rules text on a card must be inversely proportional to the excellence of the artwork. If the rules wouldn't fit in a tweet you'd better not pair the text with something that looks like a domino with a grocery list chiseled into it by elves.
Steve: How long should it be for this one?
Zack: One word. Like "bands" or "mountainwalk" or something. You get something like the original Stasis artwork that's boring and it looks like it was painted by a learning-disabled child then you get one letter.
Zack: No, half a letter. I want to see part of an "S" cut off like a printing error.
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