Zack: A card so bad it actually looks embarrassed about it.
Steve: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in the picture. Somebody is definitely ashamed they got caught doing it.
Zack: "Oh yeah Francis! Beat my bad bicep. Let me feel that morning star on on my muscles."
Steve: Francis wants to back out, but it's too late now. The more he's swinging away the more pumped up topknot is getting.
Zack: "Mishra warned me about this scene, man. Now my polarity is getting all messed up."
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.