Zack: A card so bad it actually looks embarrassed about it.
Steve: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in the picture. Somebody is definitely ashamed they got caught doing it.
Zack: "Oh yeah Francis! Beat my bad bicep. Let me feel that morning star on on my muscles."
Steve: Francis wants to back out, but it's too late now. The more he's swinging away the more pumped up topknot is getting.
Zack: "Mishra warned me about this scene, man. Now my polarity is getting all messed up."
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.