Zack: A card so bad it actually looks embarrassed about it.

Steve: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in the picture. Somebody is definitely ashamed they got caught doing it.

Zack: "Oh yeah Francis! Beat my bad bicep. Let me feel that morning star on on my muscles."

Steve: Francis wants to back out, but it's too late now. The more he's swinging away the more pumped up topknot is getting.

Zack: "Mishra warned me about this scene, man. Now my polarity is getting all messed up."

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