Zack: A card so bad it actually looks embarrassed about it.
Steve: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in the picture. Somebody is definitely ashamed they got caught doing it.
Zack: "Oh yeah Francis! Beat my bad bicep. Let me feel that morning star on on my muscles."
Steve: Francis wants to back out, but it's too late now. The more he's swinging away the more pumped up topknot is getting.
Zack: "Mishra warned me about this scene, man. Now my polarity is getting all messed up."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.