Steve: This is going to be about racism isn't it? I can feel it.
Zack: Hey, you're the one that brought it up on Boomerang dude, but you're damn right. John Walker is an All-American badass, but then Battlestar, the black Captain America, is a criminal who is lazy on the job. Look at him, Steve. He's not even committing to giving a thumbs up.
Steve: Not all black people can be Cyborg and Green Lantern.
Zack: He was a Bucky before he was Battlestar. He might as well have been a Bitch.
Steve: I thought you like Captain America?
Zack: I love him, just like I love the Constitution, but that doesn't mean they aren't racist.
Steve: I think you're hung up on racism.Zack: Hung up? Did you just say "hung up"? You do know about America's tragic history of lynching, don't you?
Steve: Was Lynching one of Red Skull's henchmen?
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.