Steve: This is going to be about racism isn't it? I can feel it.

Zack: Hey, you're the one that brought it up on Boomerang dude, but you're damn right. John Walker is an All-American badass, but then Battlestar, the black Captain America, is a criminal who is lazy on the job. Look at him, Steve. He's not even committing to giving a thumbs up.

Steve: Not all black people can be Cyborg and Green Lantern.

Zack: He was a Bucky before he was Battlestar. He might as well have been a Bitch.

Steve: I thought you like Captain America?

Zack: I love him, just like I love the Constitution, but that doesn't mean they aren't racist.

Steve: I think you're hung up on racism.

Zack: Hung up? Did you just say "hung up"? You do know about America's tragic history of lynching, don't you?

Steve: Was Lynching one of Red Skull's henchmen?

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