Steve: This is going to be about racism isn't it? I can feel it.
Zack: Hey, you're the one that brought it up on Boomerang dude, but you're damn right. John Walker is an All-American badass, but then Battlestar, the black Captain America, is a criminal who is lazy on the job. Look at him, Steve. He's not even committing to giving a thumbs up.
Steve: Not all black people can be Cyborg and Green Lantern.
Zack: He was a Bucky before he was Battlestar. He might as well have been a Bitch.
Steve: I thought you like Captain America?
Zack: I love him, just like I love the Constitution, but that doesn't mean they aren't racist.
Steve: I think you're hung up on racism.Zack: Hung up? Did you just say "hung up"? You do know about America's tragic history of lynching, don't you?
Steve: Was Lynching one of Red Skull's henchmen?
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.