Zack: ADDITIONAL NOTES: Are you fucking kidding me?
Steve: Negro satanic chicken man creates zombies.
Zack: I wonder if a soldier in the US Army requests a voodoo burial if they have to call a Houngan in to conduct the service.
Steve: I bet a voodoo burial is very tentative. For weeks you'd be expecting him to claw his way back out of the grave.
Zack: Yeah, the US government should get their hands on chicken man and his telepathic zombie army. Make him a chaplain and start raising the dead.
Steve: They could subtract the zombie total from the killed in action total and eventually people would start thinking soldiers were being born in Afghanistan.
Zack: Soldiers are born in America. Warriors are made in Afghanistan.
Steve: Warriors? Isn't that what Champion does for a living? Is he in Afghanistan?
Zack: I don't know, is he an amoral PMC willing to guard an embassy that is guaranteed to be car-bombed?
Steve: Possibly. Champion is a tier one operator.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.