Zack: ADDITIONAL NOTES: Are you fucking kidding me?
Steve: Negro satanic chicken man creates zombies.
Zack: I wonder if a soldier in the US Army requests a voodoo burial if they have to call a Houngan in to conduct the service.
Steve: I bet a voodoo burial is very tentative. For weeks you'd be expecting him to claw his way back out of the grave.
Zack: Yeah, the US government should get their hands on chicken man and his telepathic zombie army. Make him a chaplain and start raising the dead.
Steve: They could subtract the zombie total from the killed in action total and eventually people would start thinking soldiers were being born in Afghanistan.
Zack: Soldiers are born in America. Warriors are made in Afghanistan.
Steve: Warriors? Isn't that what Champion does for a living? Is he in Afghanistan?
Zack: I don't know, is he an amoral PMC willing to guard an embassy that is guaranteed to be car-bombed?
Steve: Possibly. Champion is a tier one operator.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.