Steve: This guy should never have a problem finding a job.

Zack: "Uh, sorry, Doctor...Druid, was it? I am terribly sorry. The truth is, you are overqualified for this position. Bob Evans is only interested in hiring a druid, not a doctor."

Steve: "It says on your resume that you can levitate at a feeble rank. Could we see that before you go?"

Zack: "Of course, but I will need an air hockey table and about ten minutes to psych myself up."

Steve: He has incredible powers of illusion that unfortunately do not extend to male pattern baldness.

Zack: "Bodily Control: Dr. Druid has remarkable control over his own body functions." Is this really a power?

Steve: It is when it's "remarkable control." He can drive all the way across the country without needing to pee.

Zack: He can totally keep his eyes open when he sneezes.

Steve: Just not while he's levitating.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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