Zack: He constantly drops his tampons from his purple purse into his boots.
Steve: He engineered his own titanium whips that shoot electricity and can turn into nunchucks, SO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!!?
Zack: When the mafia really needs somebody whipped they call whip expert Mark Scarlotti. *Pushes picture across table* "He designs his own whips."
Steve: "Don Cabrisi wants the bank job done clean. No more innocent people dying. That means no guns."
Zack: "The plan is we go in with whips, crack them, flip our capes around, then fill our purses with as much money as we can. Which isn't gonna be a lot because we need to carry batteries for our whips."
Steve: Cut to the next day when Action 5 News is doing their story about "The Gay Bank Heist."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.