Zack: He constantly drops his tampons from his purple purse into his boots.

Steve: He engineered his own titanium whips that shoot electricity and can turn into nunchucks, SO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!!?

Zack: When the mafia really needs somebody whipped they call whip expert Mark Scarlotti. *Pushes picture across table* "He designs his own whips."

Steve: "Don Cabrisi wants the bank job done clean. No more innocent people dying. That means no guns."

Zack: "The plan is we go in with whips, crack them, flip our capes around, then fill our purses with as much money as we can. Which isn't gonna be a lot because we need to carry batteries for our whips."

Steve: Cut to the next day when Action 5 News is doing their story about "The Gay Bank Heist."

More WTF, D&D!?

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.

  • BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.