Zack: He's buddies with Jennifer Kale, a witch that dresses like a stripper. So you've got stripper witch, Man-Thing, Korrek, who hasn't been in a comic for over 30 years, and a ghost wizard from Atlantis.
Steve: That sounds like maybe the best comic ever.Zack: Oh, really, well get ready to have your brain fried, Steve, because guess who else has teamed up with Man-Thing and Korrek and the rest?
Steve: S&M queen lady?
Zack: Close. Howard the Duck.
Zack: I'm really hoping he shows up when we get to the letter "H" in future installments.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.