Zack: He's buddies with Jennifer Kale, a witch that dresses like a stripper. So you've got stripper witch, Man-Thing, Korrek, who hasn't been in a comic for over 30 years, and a ghost wizard from Atlantis.
Steve: That sounds like maybe the best comic ever.Zack: Oh, really, well get ready to have your brain fried, Steve, because guess who else has teamed up with Man-Thing and Korrek and the rest?
Steve: S&M queen lady?
Zack: Close. Howard the Duck.
Zack: I'm really hoping he shows up when we get to the letter "H" in future installments.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.