Zack: I wonder what "Poor" level of "Weather Control" does.
Steve: You can decrease the barometric pressure to top of the step ladder levels.
Zack: Elongate a cloud slightly.
Steve: Summon a raindrop.
Zack: Use wind to slightly affect the course of a kite.
Steve: Decrease the flapping speed of a flag or windsock.
Zack: Remember, thanks to Nazi surgeries he can do all these terrible things for up to 30 minutes in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!
Steve: Leave it up to the Super-Axis to cook up a plot this diabolical.
Zack: "Hitler, that British guy in the purple flying suit is here to see you again. He says he can make it slightly more difficult for the enemy to see rainbows."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.