Zack: I wonder what "Poor" level of "Weather Control" does.
Steve: You can decrease the barometric pressure to top of the step ladder levels.
Zack: Elongate a cloud slightly.
Steve: Summon a raindrop.
Zack: Use wind to slightly affect the course of a kite.
Steve: Decrease the flapping speed of a flag or windsock.
Zack: Remember, thanks to Nazi surgeries he can do all these terrible things for up to 30 minutes in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!
Steve: Leave it up to the Super-Axis to cook up a plot this diabolical.
Zack: "Hitler, that British guy in the purple flying suit is here to see you again. He says he can make it slightly more difficult for the enemy to see rainbows."
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.