Zack: I wonder what "Poor" level of "Weather Control" does.

Steve: You can decrease the barometric pressure to top of the step ladder levels.

Zack: Elongate a cloud slightly.

Steve: Summon a raindrop.

Zack: Use wind to slightly affect the course of a kite.

Steve: Decrease the flapping speed of a flag or windsock.

Zack: Remember, thanks to Nazi surgeries he can do all these terrible things for up to 30 minutes in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!

Steve: Leave it up to the Super-Axis to cook up a plot this diabolical.

Zack: "Hitler, that British guy in the purple flying suit is here to see you again. He says he can make it slightly more difficult for the enemy to see rainbows."

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