Zack: I wonder what "Poor" level of "Weather Control" does.
Steve: You can decrease the barometric pressure to top of the step ladder levels.
Zack: Elongate a cloud slightly.
Steve: Summon a raindrop.
Zack: Use wind to slightly affect the course of a kite.
Steve: Decrease the flapping speed of a flag or windsock.
Zack: Remember, thanks to Nazi surgeries he can do all these terrible things for up to 30 minutes in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!
Steve: Leave it up to the Super-Axis to cook up a plot this diabolical.
Zack: "Hitler, that British guy in the purple flying suit is here to see you again. He says he can make it slightly more difficult for the enemy to see rainbows."
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.