Zack: I wonder what "Poor" level of "Weather Control" does.
Steve: You can decrease the barometric pressure to top of the step ladder levels.
Zack: Elongate a cloud slightly.
Steve: Summon a raindrop.
Zack: Use wind to slightly affect the course of a kite.
Steve: Decrease the flapping speed of a flag or windsock.
Zack: Remember, thanks to Nazi surgeries he can do all these terrible things for up to 30 minutes in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!
Steve: Leave it up to the Super-Axis to cook up a plot this diabolical.
Zack: "Hitler, that British guy in the purple flying suit is here to see you again. He says he can make it slightly more difficult for the enemy to see rainbows."
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.