Zack: Folks just don't go out on the town in the blue fringe boots anymore.
Steve: Yellow tights and giant Pilgrim belts may be coming back though.
Zack: Screaming until people have nightmarish hallucinations never goes out of style.
Steve: The name's Angar. David Allan Angar. Of the New York Angars.
Zack: "Alright, open the vault and everybody on the ground and nobody has to see the blood-puking fish men turn into your mom again!"
Steve: "These solid gold bracers aren't going to finance themselves!"
Zack: He's really bad with women. He lures them in with his hairy hippy drifter good looks, but once he gets them in bed things go all wrong. "Awww yeah, Angar is going to bust a hippy mess in ya. AAAAHHHH!"
Steve: Ladies do not love Screaming Angar.
Zack: Not once they see the tornado they can never warn everyone about in time.
Steve: "He was sexy in that Billy Jack rapist villain sort of way, but halfway through having sex he started screaming and I had to take a math test I didn't study for and it counted for all of my grade."
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.