Steve: Dang, get a look at that rack.
Zack: Now we know what Joan Holloway looks like with a beard and wizard sleeves.
Steve: It says he's an illegal alien on earth. Do you think we can still make Arizona jokes?
Zack: How many is Leno up to?
Zack: I guess the only way we can be sure is to give it a shot.Steve: Well, I saw this one Arizona dude on TV who said he could spot illegal aliens by the way they dress. I had no idea he meant dress like an extra from Xanadu.
Zack: Really? You were worried about clubbing the dead horse with Arizona jokes and then you've got Sam Neil and a bunch of college kids roping off an excavation of Xanadu for a one-liner about wizard costumes?
Steve: It doesn't sound like you really want an answer.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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