Zack: Better tip the scroll delivery guy really well.
Steve: I don't even want to look at this picture man. These are messed up. It's stuff that shouldn't even be scary like some kid with a scroll, who cares, right? But I care it is getting in my head.
Zack: That's just your skeleton scheming to do evil after you die.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.