Zack: Better tip the scroll delivery guy really well.
Steve: I don't even want to look at this picture man. These are messed up. It's stuff that shouldn't even be scary like some kid with a scroll, who cares, right? But I care it is getting in my head.
Zack: That's just your skeleton scheming to do evil after you die.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.