Zack: Better tip the scroll delivery guy really well.
Steve: I don't even want to look at this picture man. These are messed up. It's stuff that shouldn't even be scary like some kid with a scroll, who cares, right? But I care it is getting in my head.
Zack: That's just your skeleton scheming to do evil after you die.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.