Zack: Better tip the scroll delivery guy really well.
Steve: I don't even want to look at this picture man. These are messed up. It's stuff that shouldn't even be scary like some kid with a scroll, who cares, right? But I care it is getting in my head.
Zack: That's just your skeleton scheming to do evil after you die.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.