Steve: Oh sure no big deal just a goblin or something in a cage that looks scarier than freakin' ultimate ancient dragon of AD&D.
Zack: He has the feel of one of those weird Scandinavian holiday monsters that mess with children.Steve: The Grinch?
Zack: Similar to the Grinch, only instead of hating Christmas he is a part of the Christmas ecosystem and instead of stealing Christmas he steals naughty children and eats their bones.
Steve: So more of a Jerry Sandusky.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.