Steve: Oh sure no big deal just a goblin or something in a cage that looks scarier than freakin' ultimate ancient dragon of AD&D.
Zack: He has the feel of one of those weird Scandinavian holiday monsters that mess with children.Steve: The Grinch?
Zack: Similar to the Grinch, only instead of hating Christmas he is a part of the Christmas ecosystem and instead of stealing Christmas he steals naughty children and eats their bones.
Steve: So more of a Jerry Sandusky.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.