Steve: Oh sure no big deal just a goblin or something in a cage that looks scarier than freakin' ultimate ancient dragon of AD&D.

Zack: He has the feel of one of those weird Scandinavian holiday monsters that mess with children.

Steve: The Grinch?

Zack: Similar to the Grinch, only instead of hating Christmas he is a part of the Christmas ecosystem and instead of stealing Christmas he steals naughty children and eats their bones.

Steve: So more of a Jerry Sandusky.

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