Steve: Oh sure no big deal just a goblin or something in a cage that looks scarier than freakin' ultimate ancient dragon of AD&D.
Zack: He has the feel of one of those weird Scandinavian holiday monsters that mess with children.Steve: The Grinch?
Zack: Similar to the Grinch, only instead of hating Christmas he is a part of the Christmas ecosystem and instead of stealing Christmas he steals naughty children and eats their bones.
Steve: So more of a Jerry Sandusky.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.