Steve: Oh sure no big deal just a goblin or something in a cage that looks scarier than freakin' ultimate ancient dragon of AD&D.
Zack: He has the feel of one of those weird Scandinavian holiday monsters that mess with children.Steve: The Grinch?
Zack: Similar to the Grinch, only instead of hating Christmas he is a part of the Christmas ecosystem and instead of stealing Christmas he steals naughty children and eats their bones.
Steve: So more of a Jerry Sandusky.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.