Steve: Aaah! What the heck?
Zack: No big deal just bag head klan and pentagrams and some sort of terrible crying person.
Steve: Oh, dude, I bet when the person turns around they have a monster face.
Zack: I'm guessing it is a skull with a rat in it.
Steve: I don't want to find out so if you're reading this and you're the artist don't tell me.
Zack: What if it is the fabled triple skull? The most terrifying and grim skull of all.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.