Steve: Aaah! What the heck?
Zack: No big deal just bag head klan and pentagrams and some sort of terrible crying person.
Steve: Oh, dude, I bet when the person turns around they have a monster face.
Zack: I'm guessing it is a skull with a rat in it.
Steve: I don't want to find out so if you're reading this and you're the artist don't tell me.
Zack: What if it is the fabled triple skull? The most terrifying and grim skull of all.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.