Steve: Aaah! What the heck?
Zack: No big deal just bag head klan and pentagrams and some sort of terrible crying person.
Steve: Oh, dude, I bet when the person turns around they have a monster face.
Zack: I'm guessing it is a skull with a rat in it.
Steve: I don't want to find out so if you're reading this and you're the artist don't tell me.
Zack: What if it is the fabled triple skull? The most terrifying and grim skull of all.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.