Steve: Aaah! What the heck?
Zack: No big deal just bag head klan and pentagrams and some sort of terrible crying person.
Steve: Oh, dude, I bet when the person turns around they have a monster face.
Zack: I'm guessing it is a skull with a rat in it.
Steve: I don't want to find out so if you're reading this and you're the artist don't tell me.
Zack: What if it is the fabled triple skull? The most terrifying and grim skull of all.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.