Zack: This is from the Mordheim book and I wanted to be sure we included it. Every single page of the section on weapons has an illustration like this crowding the text. It's wild.
Steve: There's a lot going on. I mean, not like that last one, but there's gargoyles barfing blood or something onto skeletons, there are frogs and skulls walking around like crabs and I think one of them has a shrimp in its mouth. Do I have that right?
Zack: Close enough. This illustration is supposed to say "halberds" to you.
Steve: Maybe it's like the misery of violence. Like if you buy a halberd you are just another bad dude filling the world with blood pukes and skull crabs.Zack: Mr. Freud, sometimes a blood puke is just a blood puke.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.