Zack: So I'm guessing this is the good guy.
Steve: Dude this picture is seriously freaking me out. Why is there so much detail? It's like hurting my eyes to look at it.
Zack: It sort of has an outsider art vibe to it. Like the guy who drew it isn't a trained artist, has no idea of composition or perspective, but he makes up for it by filling every square millimeter with crazy evilness.Steve: Seriously man I am hyperventilating. Why is the moon even scaring me? What is going on? I feel kind of sick.
Zack: Truly great art. I dare you to find me a picture this amazing in any D&D book of the past 20 years.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.