Zack: So I'm guessing this is the good guy.
Steve: Dude this picture is seriously freaking me out. Why is there so much detail? It's like hurting my eyes to look at it.
Zack: It sort of has an outsider art vibe to it. Like the guy who drew it isn't a trained artist, has no idea of composition or perspective, but he makes up for it by filling every square millimeter with crazy evilness.Steve: Seriously man I am hyperventilating. Why is the moon even scaring me? What is going on? I feel kind of sick.
Zack: Truly great art. I dare you to find me a picture this amazing in any D&D book of the past 20 years.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.