Zack: So I'm guessing this is the good guy.
Steve: Dude this picture is seriously freaking me out. Why is there so much detail? It's like hurting my eyes to look at it.
Zack: It sort of has an outsider art vibe to it. Like the guy who drew it isn't a trained artist, has no idea of composition or perspective, but he makes up for it by filling every square millimeter with crazy evilness.Steve: Seriously man I am hyperventilating. Why is the moon even scaring me? What is going on? I feel kind of sick.
Zack: Truly great art. I dare you to find me a picture this amazing in any D&D book of the past 20 years.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.