Zack: So I'm guessing this is the good guy.

Steve: Dude this picture is seriously freaking me out. Why is there so much detail? It's like hurting my eyes to look at it.

Zack: It sort of has an outsider art vibe to it. Like the guy who drew it isn't a trained artist, has no idea of composition or perspective, but he makes up for it by filling every square millimeter with crazy evilness.

Steve: Seriously man I am hyperventilating. Why is the moon even scaring me? What is going on? I feel kind of sick.

Zack: Truly great art. I dare you to find me a picture this amazing in any D&D book of the past 20 years.

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