Steve: This one isn't so bad.
Zack: You think that anytime something is black because black is "badass."
Steve: It is the most badass of the colors.
Zack: Badass color or not, he's got a nipple cannon in the middle of his chest and that flap on his crotch says NINJABOT.
Zack: I bet this guy clatters and stomps loudly down hallways and drones *I AM NINJABOT* at 80 decibels.
Steve: He doesn't look particularly stealthy, but I'm sure he makes up for what he lacks in stealth with, uh, vibrating knives or...uh...shoulder batteries.
Zack: As soon as his shoulder is done recharging he is going to rock your world with his mega nipple.
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.