Zack: "Honey, have you seen the baby? I put him down next to the lemon juicer and...OH MY GOD!"
Steve: Turbofan and arms needs to be the next phase of hip-hop bling.
Zack: Baby S-ton got the buzzing chain round my neck, solid gold arms clutching my birth certificate. Yall drink this juice.
Steve: Throw open ya house got to check its ta code!
Zack: Cubes and pentagons and shit running all up in this getting they hoof prints all over...ho ho bitch hang on is that railing to code?? Get your sphere ass over here and explain to me where this mothafuckin ground wire goes before my neck starts spinnin.
Steve: Juice flyin out my baby head if yall mess up my staircase.
Zack: Shit I will fuck up your eye. Make it water. Make that water so bad make you roll a new face.
Steve: 2x4 every three feet what the heck creepy penis dude. You know how we roll in N-town.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.