Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Monster Manual II (part 1)

Steve: This was the dude from Planescape.

Zack: I rolled a face!

Steve: Aw, man, I rolled eye and wing and arm and leg.

Zack: Hold on a second. According to the text these guys are archers "capable of wielding 2 bows at the same time." How!?

Steve: Maybe when he's flying he can hold the bows with his feet and shoot them with his hands. What I want to know is how they have intercourse.

Zack: Have you ever seen a computer defrag?

Steve: I'm not into that sort of thing, dude.