Zack: I've got nothing bad to say about this guy.
Steve: He is dapper as heck!
Zack: He looks very human, "Save for [his] 12-foot tall size, the horns jutting from the sides of [his] bald head, an the long prehensile tail ending in a mace-like ball." So he looks nothing like a human.
Steve: Slice you open on those eyebrows.
Zack: He seems like he should have a bow tie.
Steve: I would like to note that this guy is a total badass. He has a ton of hit points and all sorts of powers.
Zack: Not to mention a legion of flying balls with faces.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.