Zack: Steve, this is too much to cover in one article. We need to save part two for Friday.
Steve: Am I going to get paid double?
Zack: We don't pay you anything.
Steve: That's not fair.
Zack: I wanted to thank you, though. I know you've been busy with bagging salad, but it means a lot to have a D&D expert like you involved in a project like this.
Steve: It's no problem, someone has to be here to stick up for D&D.
Zack: That's not the point. We're supposed to make fun of the dumb monsters.
Steve: Yeah, but you were picking useful ones, like the Lurker. Next time pick something like the Brain Mole.
Zack: Aaand you just ruined Friday's big surprise.
Steve: Oh, I'm sorry! Were we going to do the brain mole?
Zack: Yes. And now we can't. Thanks, Steve.
Steve: I'm sorry!
Zack: I knew I should have convinced Thorpe that it would be worth it to spend a whole night talking about Dungeons & Dragons.
Steve: Can I come back for Friday?
Zack: Yes, you just won't be talking about the Brain Mole.
Zack: You ruined the Brain Mole! No Brain Mole!
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