Zack: You say something first this time.

Steve: This is the sweetest one yet. Those lions are taking down that shark big time.

Zack: Oh, come on, Steve. It's a living bad pun! A real sea lion looks like a giant chihuahua with fins. TSR isn't even trying anymore.

Steve: No way, these things are awesome. Imagine the toughest ocean predator and then give it arms and claws.

Zack: I wonder if they eat dolphins.

Steve: I hope not. Dolphins are awesome. It seems like they are always laughing and having a good time. A TV show on Discovery Channel said dolphins are smart as gorillas.

Zack: But are they as smart as sea monkeys?

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