Zack: You say something first this time.
Steve: This is the sweetest one yet. Those lions are taking down that shark big time.
Zack: Oh, come on, Steve. It's a living bad pun! A real sea lion looks like a giant chihuahua with fins. TSR isn't even trying anymore.
Steve: No way, these things are awesome. Imagine the toughest ocean predator and then give it arms and claws.
Zack: I wonder if they eat dolphins.
Steve: I hope not. Dolphins are awesome. It seems like they are always laughing and having a good time. A TV show on Discovery Channel said dolphins are smart as gorillas.
Zack: But are they as smart as sea monkeys?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.