Zack: Done in one, I can't believe it! We even made it through the pinball part without a Tommy joke.
Steve: I don't know who Tommy is, but it was a short book with lots of text.
Zack: Yeah, they wrote 1,000 words about a magical soda machine.
Steve: Speaking of writing and words and sodas, how is your book doing?
Zack: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Steve.
Steve: Is it a good book? I heard it was bad.
Zack: Where did you hear that?
Steve: Oh, no, wait that was a dream I had. Is it bad?
Zack: Terrible. It's the worst book of 2009. Maybe the worst book ever.Steve: It was not a dream then...it was a prophecy.
Steve: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Zack.
Zack: I have a suggestion: how about you go to hell!
Steve: This just got real.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.