Zack: Done in one, I can't believe it! We even made it through the pinball part without a Tommy joke.
Steve: I don't know who Tommy is, but it was a short book with lots of text.
Zack: Yeah, they wrote 1,000 words about a magical soda machine.
Steve: Speaking of writing and words and sodas, how is your book doing?
Zack: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Steve.
Steve: Is it a good book? I heard it was bad.
Zack: Where did you hear that?
Steve: Oh, no, wait that was a dream I had. Is it bad?
Zack: Terrible. It's the worst book of 2009. Maybe the worst book ever.Steve: It was not a dream then...it was a prophecy.
Steve: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Zack.
Zack: I have a suggestion: how about you go to hell!
Steve: This just got real.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.