Steve: It's actually a train from the 1800s?
Zack: Yeah, to summarize, a group was fighting a demon and tried to summon a purple worm and ended up conjuring a 19th century steam locomotive from the United States of America.
Steve: The ramifications of this event are shocking! That means we could be summoned to any of a number of D&D worlds by a simple Summon Monster spell!
Zack: They don't summon me, they summon the dire version of me.
Steve: Is that version bigger and meaner?
Zack: No, it's the exact same, it just has better branding.
Steve: I hope they summon me to Dark Sun. I'll become a gladiator and have a thri-kreen as my friend.
Zack: I think I could do pretty well as a lich. Just throw some traps out there, be a dick in general. It could work. As long as they summon me along with my iPod.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.