Steve: I knew this was where we were headed.
Zack: You could have warned me.
Steve: I was hoping it would just disappear somehow.
Zack: Steve, you have an avoidance personality. You need to confront your problems. Treat them like kobolds or goblins.
Steve: Cast sleep and slit their throats?
Zack: No, dummy, you lay out some cardboard and start body popping to your favorite lute tape.
Steve: I prefer the dulcimer.
Zack: I don't care if you want to do the centipede to the crumhorn until your belly looks like a grape, as long as you maximize on style and break so ya feel it.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.