Steve: I knew this was where we were headed.
Zack: You could have warned me.
Steve: I was hoping it would just disappear somehow.
Zack: Steve, you have an avoidance personality. You need to confront your problems. Treat them like kobolds or goblins.
Steve: Cast sleep and slit their throats?
Zack: No, dummy, you lay out some cardboard and start body popping to your favorite lute tape.
Steve: I prefer the dulcimer.
Zack: I don't care if you want to do the centipede to the crumhorn until your belly looks like a grape, as long as you maximize on style and break so ya feel it.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.