Steve: I knew this was where we were headed.

Zack: You could have warned me.

Steve: I was hoping it would just disappear somehow.

Zack: Steve, you have an avoidance personality. You need to confront your problems. Treat them like kobolds or goblins.

Steve: Cast sleep and slit their throats?

Zack: No, dummy, you lay out some cardboard and start body popping to your favorite lute tape.

Steve: I prefer the dulcimer.

Zack: I don't care if you want to do the centipede to the crumhorn until your belly looks like a grape, as long as you maximize on style and break so ya feel it.

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