Steve: I knew this was where we were headed.
Zack: You could have warned me.
Steve: I was hoping it would just disappear somehow.
Zack: Steve, you have an avoidance personality. You need to confront your problems. Treat them like kobolds or goblins.
Steve: Cast sleep and slit their throats?
Zack: No, dummy, you lay out some cardboard and start body popping to your favorite lute tape.
Steve: I prefer the dulcimer.
Zack: I don't care if you want to do the centipede to the crumhorn until your belly looks like a grape, as long as you maximize on style and break so ya feel it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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