I couldn't believe it so again I tried my hardest to get caught. That was to no avail, so I offered her a loc where she could come to pick it up.
I made up a bogus loc hoping that she would just run around looking for it and never find out I didn't really have a rare jewel from a winged Hill Giant.
Damn, she didn't know how to use loc and asked if I could come to her! I didn't want to go right away so I gave her an excuse...
I continued the excuse.
She seemed to be impressed by my excuse and again prompted me to go visit her (I guess she couldn't wait to get her hands on my "rare jewel").
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
A comical look at the world of Everquest.