I couldn't believe it so again I tried my hardest to get caught. That was to no avail, so I offered her a loc where she could come to pick it up.
I made up a bogus loc hoping that she would just run around looking for it and never find out I didn't really have a rare jewel from a winged Hill Giant.
Damn, she didn't know how to use loc and asked if I could come to her! I didn't want to go right away so I gave her an excuse...
I continued the excuse.
She seemed to be impressed by my excuse and again prompted me to go visit her (I guess she couldn't wait to get her hands on my "rare jewel").
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
A comical look at the world of Everquest.