Wow! Sounds Like I Should Get Off My Fat Ass and Head On Over to FAKE Las Vegas Right Now!
You're damn right you should. As founder Carl "The Duke" Winchester once said after zipping up his pants and pushing the bowl of punch to aside, "you should get off your fat ass and head on over to FAKE Las Vegas right now before I get my goons to start laying the hurt on ya'." We can't think of any better reason to attend, so reserve your place now!
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