Wow! Sounds Like I Should Get Off My Fat Ass and Head On Over to FAKE Las Vegas Right Now!
You're damn right you should. As founder Carl "The Duke" Winchester once said after zipping up his pants and pushing the bowl of punch to aside, "you should get off your fat ass and head on over to FAKE Las Vegas right now before I get my goons to start laying the hurt on ya'." We can't think of any better reason to attend, so reserve your place now!
Is there nothing more majestic and awe-inspiring than the Fake Las Vegas skyline at night?
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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