FAKE Las Vegas - The Entertainment
Let's get down to brass tacks and stop beating around the bush while the hot coals are still in the oven; FAKE Las Vegas offers more entertainment than you can shake a stick at ("Stick Shaking" is one of the many popular forms of recreational activities here in FAKE Las Vegas). Let's take a look at some of the more popular tourist attractions FAKE Las Vegas has to offer.
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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