FAKE Las Vegas - The Entertainment
Let's get down to brass tacks and stop beating around the bush while the hot coals are still in the oven; FAKE Las Vegas offers more entertainment than you can shake a stick at ("Stick Shaking" is one of the many popular forms of recreational activities here in FAKE Las Vegas). Let's take a look at some of the more popular tourist attractions FAKE Las Vegas has to offer.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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