FAKE Las Vegas - The Entertainment
Let's get down to brass tacks and stop beating around the bush while the hot coals are still in the oven; FAKE Las Vegas offers more entertainment than you can shake a stick at ("Stick Shaking" is one of the many popular forms of recreational activities here in FAKE Las Vegas). Let's take a look at some of the more popular tourist attractions FAKE Las Vegas has to offer.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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