FAKE Las Vegas - The Entertainment
Let's get down to brass tacks and stop beating around the bush while the hot coals are still in the oven; FAKE Las Vegas offers more entertainment than you can shake a stick at ("Stick Shaking" is one of the many popular forms of recreational activities here in FAKE Las Vegas). Let's take a look at some of the more popular tourist attractions FAKE Las Vegas has to offer.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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