FAKE Las Vegas - The Entertainment
Let's get down to brass tacks and stop beating around the bush while the hot coals are still in the oven; FAKE Las Vegas offers more entertainment than you can shake a stick at ("Stick Shaking" is one of the many popular forms of recreational activities here in FAKE Las Vegas). Let's take a look at some of the more popular tourist attractions FAKE Las Vegas has to offer.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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