oh boy your xbox's 360 sure looks incredibal and high tack, might as well just throw it in a rivar and go to best Buy to get anothar one right now becuase yuo voided your waranty with your littal tribute to the Jetsons right there and Xbox';s 360s die more than jerry palaying contra 4 so thanks Billy Gates for a real lemmon that probaly cant even run Lunix if yuo hacked yuor registry (I know how to hack a windows registry to make it so fart sounds palay when you press OKAY and I used this trick on Jerry back when I was a wee lad caapaabal of mischief). DONT WATCH RAP ON A PALASMA TV EVAR, YOU GO STIR CRAZZY IN THE EYES!!!

Finaly somebody figared out how to isntant mesage friends and family while wacthing teh Spinsons.

"HAY DID YUO GUYS SEE WHAT TAHT OL BART SISMPTON DID ON MY TV SET???"

"NO, WE ARE NOT WATCHING YUOR TV SET ON OUR INTERNET BILL!"

"WELL BOY HOWDY YOUR SHORE MISSING OUT ON A WHOPPER OF A EPISODE OF MY FAVVORITE CARTOON TEH SISPMONS!!!"

"HEY BILL DO YOU STILL HAVE TAHT AWESOME WOOD SHELF ABOVE YUOR ICQ TV SET?"

"YES I DO, MY RED RACEING CAR IS UP THERE READY TO BE FAST AND FURRIOUS AT A MERE DROP OF TEH HAT!!!"

adventures in TV cybarspace starring Bill!

oh no somebody help me I am not Captain N I do not want too be sucked into a haunted TV set!!! grade A spooky TV set right here gentalmen. this si waht happans when yuo buy your TV off Craig's Lips.

WECOME TO MY ATTIC OF DISCOUNT FURNITURE

that's all

– JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!

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