WOW way to show off yupor GIGANTIC INCREDIABEL REMOTE CONTROL POWARARED WITH MICROSOFT RAM AND VAVLE'S STEAM!!!! OH MY GOD I HAVE TOO GET TO TEH JENKINS HOUSE RIGHT NOW TO USE THAT STUNNING REMOTE MR. JENKINS SPENT $3000 ON BECUASE HIS BODY NEVER CAME EQUIPED WITH A MANS PENIS!!! lets use touchscreen technaolagy to palay teh ye olde DVD palayer and watch Billy madison on 103 cubic foot zirconium TV as I crouch on a budding surround sound speaker unit! CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS MR. JENKINS, ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS THINK YUOR CREEPY AND YOUR CHILDRAN ARE RAPIDLY FAILING AT SCHOOL
hahahAHAHAHA FINALLY I CAN WATCH YODA IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!! OHBOY I love Star Track I think Yodas teh best and if I could kiss that precous wookie i wouldant hesistant for a moments notice. But seriasly folks I think this is proably teh best entartainment TV theatar becuase it has evarything imporatant to fulfil your cinemactic needs:
1) GOLD TRIM!!! nothing says "hey watch my stuped TV" quite like gold trim. THIS TURD REEKS OF CLASS, FOLKS!!!
2) ANCIENT ROMAN PILLARS!!! helo welcoem to greece enjoy yuor Star Track. for a truly immersionive experiance prehaps yuo could purchase a BLUE-RAY disck of 300 and watch taht in yuor anciant roman TV room. HEY BUD WATCH OUT FOR CHARLESTON HESTON, THAT GUY MEANS BUSINESS!!!
3) FAKE CLOUDS ON CEILING!!! i wondar if anybody evar comes over to ancient roman TV room and says "hey Ted yuor TV room is incredibal and amazing! teh gold trim and anciant Roman pillars make me feel liek a king in paradise. BUT i am simplay BLOWN AWAY by teh beautifull blue sky in here! How did yuo get a sky into your TV room I thought teh sky was too big to fit in a TV room???" and then the guy says "it's not a real sky... it's an illusian... welcoem to teh matrix" and he epxlodes in a bust of 1010101010011100s and holey moley illusian has just become reality folks
allot of hookers would be surprised at teh qualitey of entartainment here
hay wait this is a photo from teh guy before with a lots of anime and a skin vault! Now him and wifey haev built a candle shrine to some hockey bozo?!? Maeybe they walk around teh mall allot and say to peopal "hey want to watch some TV in our stunning TV entartainmant room?" and if teh peopal say "no" then they say "welp too bad for you, were Wiccans and tonigt aftar teh hocky game we're putting a big ass spell on you" and then the person reconsidars his foolish notion and says "okay dont put a spell on me I'll watch TV with yuo, what are we watching" and the person says "wifey wants to watch a littal Desparate Housewifes in GLORIOUS HD TV" and then the (othar) person says "oh god no" becuase let me tell yuo this much about Desparate HOusewifes: it's terriabal and I cant help pray for your death if yuo like that sewage trailer TV show!
also if yuor a wiccan that means yuo were molested by your uncle.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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