The eye-catching ads for games like Evony, Wartune, and Scarlet Blade feature artwork of sexy fantasy women imploring men to play and warning women to get lost. We round up some of the best ads strictly for male gamers only. No broads allowed!
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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