Curator of sexy lists and off-color comments about body parts, heavy.com, is proud to present an authoritative list of the 5 most dick-raising T&A bombs currently serving on the House Committee on Armed Services. Gentlemen, get ready to crank out another flagon of that bald gorilla gravy.
Getting sleazy with Marc Veasey? Don't mind if we do. This chocolate hunk from Texas's lucky number 33 hits our sweet tooth and chubs our pants pugs with his lines of inquiry and pro-military voting record. Guys, pick up your chins off the floor, that was a procedural motion he just made. Because Marc Veasey knows you like to watch him. That's the only possible explanation for the way he shakes our cream whips.
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I was able to pull some strings and secure an advance copy of this year’s PAX panel schedule. Enjoy!
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