You are not a superstar athlete unless you have your own logo and brand identity. Are you a focused super athlete? A "brainy" player with a sly style? An intense bad boy with nothing to lose? Hire a graphic design firm through your management agency and help shape that brand like these 9 amazing athletes.
Kobe's famously baffling techno mantis triad has been updated with this Black Mamba snake for 2013. The snake is meant to represent a penis. The triad of techno shapes is meant to represent three penises. The four penis logo is available for everything from t-shirts to baby bibs.
Derek Rose's "D rosette" is meant to illustrate the letter "D" and a CT scan of a meniscus tear. He was inspired to brand all of his merch with the logo after receiving roses from an anonymous fan during rehab.
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