~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Ask Me about Internet Raves. ONLY for the hardcore .co.uk raver.
Tell me what you're doing today. Writing about your crappy thread.
Grandma's caregiver stealing. How to not get in trouble with immigration? Hang her up outside, beat her like a piñata and maybe your stuff will fall out of her?
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
Finally a drink for goons: Bacon Vodka.
- The end of the world.
Well, I sure fucked THAT up: The biggest kitchen mistake you've ever made.
- As if the bacon vodka wasn't embarrassing enough.
- Even Paula Deen, who has invented deep fried butter, is above bacon vodka.
- But not even bacon vodka is this bad.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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