~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Reppin': Elbonio

Ask Me about Internet Raves. ONLY for the hardcore .co.uk raver.

Tell me what you're doing today. Writing about your crappy thread.

Grandma's caregiver stealing. How to not get in trouble with immigration? Hang her up outside, beat her like a piñata and maybe your stuff will fall out of her?

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~

Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

Finally a drink for goons: Bacon Vodka.
- The end of the world.

Well, I sure fucked THAT up: The biggest kitchen mistake you've ever made.
- As if the bacon vodka wasn't embarrassing enough.

Food shows
- Even Paula Deen, who has invented deep fried butter, is above bacon vodka.

- But not even bacon vodka is this bad.

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