~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
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Tell me what you're doing today. Writing about your crappy thread.
Grandma's caregiver stealing. How to not get in trouble with immigration? Hang her up outside, beat her like a piñata and maybe your stuff will fall out of her?
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
Finally a drink for goons: Bacon Vodka.
- The end of the world.
Well, I sure fucked THAT up: The biggest kitchen mistake you've ever made.
- As if the bacon vodka wasn't embarrassing enough.
- Even Paula Deen, who has invented deep fried butter, is above bacon vodka.
- But not even bacon vodka is this bad.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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