~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
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Tell me what you're doing today. Writing about your crappy thread.
Grandma's caregiver stealing. How to not get in trouble with immigration? Hang her up outside, beat her like a piñata and maybe your stuff will fall out of her?
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
Finally a drink for goons: Bacon Vodka.
- The end of the world.
Well, I sure fucked THAT up: The biggest kitchen mistake you've ever made.
- As if the bacon vodka wasn't embarrassing enough.
- Even Paula Deen, who has invented deep fried butter, is above bacon vodka.
- But not even bacon vodka is this bad.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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