JuGGaLo - lol, my mom would kill me if I did taht
Lowtax - I be sprayin gasoline all over da f**kin kitchin like Faygo u know? I sayz "YOU KEEP ME FROM SEEIN DA CLOWNZ, DEN U BURN LIEK A FAGGOT U FAGGOT" an sh*t, but I only did that s**t once when I was f**ing this g**n and I was p**ging d**n neway.
JuGGaLo - lol, thats how i get 2, i always argue wit the Feminem fans 4 like hours about how much he sux an shit, those faggots never learn
Lowtax - yah, 1 time I argueded wit a f**h*ng Feminiem fan 4 liek 8 hours, that y**ng was so st00pid that he didant know how st00pid he was at teh end of hour 6
Lowtax - so I kept argueing wit em
JuGGaLo - yeh that sounds like a Fem faggot, to stupid to know when to shut up
Lowtax - yaheah, he wuz one of them st00pid g**rners that is probly so st00pid that he didnt even kno he wuz bein pranked by me on my site :-P~~~~~~~~
JuGGaLo - hahahahahaha, yeah man
Lowtax - YEAH MAN
Lowtax - whas teh most uve evr dooen 2 go 32 an ICP corcert?
JuGGaLo - what?
Lowtax - I sez whas teh most uve evr done 2 go 2 see da ICP
JuGGaLo - Ive only seen em twice but once I told my mom I wuz goin to my friends house and we went, his dad drove us
Lowtax - I wish i had a dad
Lowtax - a living dad
JuGGaLo - y, whats the most u've done?
Lowtax - well 1 time i stol a car cuz my moms s**h**ts wasnt u**ng the f**ps right, so I stole da neihbors car an drove it 2 the concert
Lowtax - hold on a sec, my mom neds 2 use the computer 2 check her email
Lowtax - WHATEVAH U DO, DO NOT TALK TO HER OKAY???
JuGGaLo - ok
Lowtax - NO I'M SERIOS, DONT TALK TO HER, DONT REPLY 2 NETHING SHE SAYS PLZ
Lowtax - SHE'S CRAZY DONT REPLY, OKAY I GOTA GET OFF HERES MY MOM
Lowtax - I DIDNT MEAN I WUZ GETTIN OFF ON MY MOM, I MENT HERES MY MOM
JuGGaLo - okay
Lowtax - I SAID DONT TALK TO HER, PLZ!!!!!!! OK IM LEAVING FOR A SEC NOW I'LL LET U KNOW WHEN IM BACK ON
JuGGaLo - k
Lowtax - I SAIDS DONT REPLY, PLZ DONT REPLY!!!! OK HERE SHE IS ON NOW, PLZ DONT REPLY!!!!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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