JuGGaLo - lol, my mom would kill me if I did taht
Lowtax - I be sprayin gasoline all over da f**kin kitchin like Faygo u know? I sayz "YOU KEEP ME FROM SEEIN DA CLOWNZ, DEN U BURN LIEK A FAGGOT U FAGGOT" an sh*t, but I only did that s**t once when I was f**ing this g**n and I was p**ging d**n neway.
JuGGaLo - lol, thats how i get 2, i always argue wit the Feminem fans 4 like hours about how much he sux an shit, those faggots never learn
Lowtax - yah, 1 time I argueded wit a f**h*ng Feminiem fan 4 liek 8 hours, that y**ng was so st00pid that he didant know how st00pid he was at teh end of hour 6
Lowtax - so I kept argueing wit em
JuGGaLo - yeh that sounds like a Fem faggot, to stupid to know when to shut up
Lowtax - yaheah, he wuz one of them st00pid g**rners that is probly so st00pid that he didnt even kno he wuz bein pranked by me on my site :-P~~~~~~~~
JuGGaLo - hahahahahaha, yeah man
Lowtax - YEAH MAN
Lowtax - whas teh most uve evr dooen 2 go 32 an ICP corcert?
JuGGaLo - what?
Lowtax - I sez whas teh most uve evr done 2 go 2 see da ICP
JuGGaLo - Ive only seen em twice but once I told my mom I wuz goin to my friends house and we went, his dad drove us
Lowtax - I wish i had a dad
Lowtax - a living dad
JuGGaLo - y, whats the most u've done?
Lowtax - well 1 time i stol a car cuz my moms s**h**ts wasnt u**ng the f**ps right, so I stole da neihbors car an drove it 2 the concert
Lowtax - hold on a sec, my mom neds 2 use the computer 2 check her email
Lowtax - WHATEVAH U DO, DO NOT TALK TO HER OKAY???
JuGGaLo - ok
Lowtax - NO I'M SERIOS, DONT TALK TO HER, DONT REPLY 2 NETHING SHE SAYS PLZ
Lowtax - SHE'S CRAZY DONT REPLY, OKAY I GOTA GET OFF HERES MY MOM
Lowtax - I DIDNT MEAN I WUZ GETTIN OFF ON MY MOM, I MENT HERES MY MOM
JuGGaLo - okay
Lowtax - I SAID DONT TALK TO HER, PLZ!!!!!!! OK IM LEAVING FOR A SEC NOW I'LL LET U KNOW WHEN IM BACK ON
JuGGaLo - k
Lowtax - I SAIDS DONT REPLY, PLZ DONT REPLY!!!! OK HERE SHE IS ON NOW, PLZ DONT REPLY!!!!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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