Mindfuct - ??
Pepper - it's ok. nevermind. anyways, how do u play that game?
Mindfuct - hold on one sec, gotta clean the brazier.
Pepper - u'r cleaning a brazier?
Mindfuct - Yes, I'm done now!
Pepper - u have a brazier?!
Mindfuct - yes I do.
Pepper - it's u'rs? or u'r girlfriends?
Mindfuct - A brazier! not a bra a brazier is a receptacle
Pepper - oh! ok. sorry. hee hee hee......... i gotta go eat. i'll be back in 15 minutes, ok?
Mindfuct - Fare-well, bring some cups we can play a mini game with only about 12
Pepper - ok.
Pepper - i'm back.
Mindfuct - Did you get cups?
Pepper - can't find none, but tell me how to play anyways, please.
Mindfuct - You need the cups to understand the basic premise!
Pepper - u can't just explain it?
Mindfuct - NO the key is in the cups!
Pepper - what if i have normal cups?
Pepper - u there?
Mindfuct - Hmmm, you will have to imagine the all consuming flame in that case!
Pepper - ok. i'll get some.
Mindfuct - get at least 8
Pepper - ok.
Mindfuct - tell me when you have them.
Pepper - i got 10.
Mindfuct - 10 should be good, now what are they made out of?
Pepper - styrofoam.
Mindfuct - styrofoam will not do! IT JUST WONT DO
Pepper - is glass better?
Mindfuct - glass is nearly as good as paper, you also need a 3 sided dice
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