Pepper - i'm not.
Mindfuct - But you are missing a vital point
Pepper - what's the vital point, then?
Mindfuct - YOU ENJOY TO PILLAGE AND RAPE FOREIGN CUP WOMEN
Pepper - not really. i'm not gay, thank you very much.
Mindfuct - It is a roleplaying game sweetheart. You roleplay either a lesbian or a man.
Pepper - and your idea of personal satisfaction is raping and pillaging women?
Mindfuct - no it is in gaining advantage over the cups.
Pepper - don't you have the advantage from the beginning anyways?
Mindfuct - no if you are not careful, the cups can attack you!!!
Pepper - what?
Mindfuct - the cups don't remain flaccid and motionless!!!!!!!
Pepper - ? explain.
Mindfuct - must I explain every nuance? THIS IS A GAME OF NUANCE MY DEAR
Pepper - so you imagine the cups attacking you?
Mindfuct - GTG the cups are attacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pepper - How?
Pepper - Are you winning?
Pepper - Helo!?
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