Mongoose - Yes we kick ass we beat up people every day cuz we are strong, we are gonna kick your ass, i am the strongest

Lowtax - ARE YOU STRONGER THAN TED? he is my next door neighbor, he lifts weights and eats trees

Mongoose - I just came from the police dep, i was arrested for beating up 5 people at once on the way home from sk00l

Lowtax - WOW you must walk a long way home!

Mongoose - I was at work you dumbass i beat up people and they pay me 20,000 a month

Lowtax - WOW you are rich and strong and you smell like the land of wind and ghosts

Mongoose - You are so dead, i am alsonm gonna get one of my hacker firends to hack your pc tkll it doesnt work ahahahhaah

Mongoose - What teh hell are you talking about the wind you motherfucker

Mongoose - Hahahah!HHHAH1 your fucking PC is fucking dead you motherfucker! AAHAHAH

Lowtax - DONT HACK ME I AM PLAYING SOLITAIRE AND AM GOING TO WIN AND DONT BREAK IT THE COMPUTER IS NOT MINE!

Mongoose - Solitaiure you fucking prick ? lpay a real game like Quake3 you motherdfucke4er

Lowtax - Quake3??? is that like Lara Croft?

Mongoose - Quake3 is this bad ass game that owns you, im gonna kcik your ass on any quiake3 server i find if you ever start to play quake3

Mongoose - It isnt lara croft you idiot its TOMB RAIDER AND IT SUCKS

Mongoose- In your face motherfucker!

Lowtax - how do you feel about New Mexico?

Mongoose - I AM GONNA KILL U

Lowtax - PLES DONT

Mongoose - New mexico? wha the hlel???//

Lowtax - DONT KILL ME PLES

Mongoose - Hahahahah!!!! call your firends i wanna kill em too mwhahah!!!!!

Mongoose - Hahahah DIE YOU DUCKBAG

Mongoose - Fucking chicken asswipe cocksucking namby pamby shgitbagh

Lowtax - I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS THEY WONT COME OVER BECAUSE ONE TIME ONE OF THEM WENT TO SLEEP AND I PLACED MY PENIS IN THEIR EAR

Mongoose - Ewww thats sick you stupid fuckgheead

Mongoose - You have a nasty imagination you fucking 7 year old

Lowtax - one time the postman came over and my dad was drunk and he was in the bushes. the postman said "whats wrong with your dad?" and my dad got up and smashed a bottle on his head

Mongoose - Your dad is cool, he is the complete oppositye of you u fucking shitbagshitheadfuck

Mongoose - Even though i know ure lying u piecve of shit

Mongoose - LIES LIES LIES DID YOU FAUKCING TURN ON YOUR MOMMYS PC? GO TO BED THERE ARE MONSTERS AFTER TYOU U FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD HAHA

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