Lowtax - one time a bus broke down outside my house and there was an old woman on the bus and the old woman was old and she fell down the steps and then the police came and arrested my dad just because he shot at her fromm the window
Mongoose - LIES LIES LIES YOU STUPID GEEK
Mongoose - GO CRY OIN YOUR MOMMYUS LAP KIDDIE< IM AFTER YOU
Lowtax - hello welcome to ICQ
Mongoose - I am gonna KICK YOUR ASS FOR BEING A GEEK I AM COOL YOU ARE NOT MOTHERFUCKEr
Mongoose - what the fuck?
Mongoose - Welcome to ICQ? what dthe fuck YOU FUCKING GEEK DIE IM AFTER YOU
Lowtax - i own a cereal factory
Mongoose - Fucking kiddie 7 year old lier DIE DIE DIE
Mongoose - I AM GONNA STIXCK ONE UP YER ASS SO YOURSHITYHOLE WILL EXPLODE AND YOU WILL DIE OF SHIT ON YOUR BODY AHAHHA
Mongoose - HAHAHAHAH
Lowtax - can you juggle?
Mongoose - No i dont juggle you fucking shithead
Lowtax- i once saw a movie about twins
Mongoose - DIE YOU BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AHAHAHAH
Mongoose - Me too, i once fucked two twins in the ass hAHAHAH
Mongoose - WITH MY DICK AND FUNGERS HAHAH
Lowtax - i didn't think women had penises though!
Mongoose - I have a penis and i stuk it up her ass you fucking shithead see yu9 stupid geek IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
Lowtax - lick my ass? no, don't do that, that sounds gross sir
Mongoose - BITCH IM GONNA GET MY HACKER FIREND DTO HACK YOUR PC SO PREPARE FOR DOOM HAHAHAHJ
Lowtax - i have played doom
Mongoose - Hhahahahha KICK not Lick, hahahahah YOU LUITTLE BITCH WANT PEOPLE TO LIKC YOUR ASS DONT YOU BITCH
Mongoose - doom is gay HAHAHA YOU IIDIOT DIE
Lowtax - one time my dad bought an airplane, he is rich
Mongoose - Your daddy isnt RICH HAHAHAHAHAH HE PROBABLY HAS TO EAT BEANS AND WORK PICKING YUP SODA CANS GAGAHAH
Mongoose - i am goning to plAY QUAKE3 NOW SO YOURE LUCKY, IM STILL GONNA KILL YOU THOGUH YOU FUCKING GEEK, DONT PLAY QUAKE3 EVER OR ILL GO INTO THE DAMNED SEVRER AND KICK YOUR ASS IBN IT YOU LITTLE FUCK
Lowtax - ok friend
Lowtax - i love you
Mongoose - FUCKING GTAY BASTARD
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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