Deadwood, SD, Circa 1876, 2006
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Moof: i want a little house with a lawn
Moof: on the weekends I can BBQ and drink beer on the lawn
Moof: at night i will go inside and just look at my lawn through the window
Livestock: also what would happen if a child's ball was blown asunder and landed in the confines of your yard
Moof: my bee-loud yard??
Livestock: it is not bee-loud you idiot
Moof: it is
Livestock: oh sure, like you're going to be able to afford property on the lake isle of innisfree
Moof: i imported my bees but they are genuine innisfree bees
Livestock: moof you are like a firework that does not go off
Livestock: you are a dud
Moof: what would happen if dow jones fought nas daq
Livestock: moof what would happen if davy jones fought jack frost
Moof: davy jones would win no contest
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.