Unfortunately I found out about the Ultimate Lobster Experience far too late.
All my life I have been searching for the ultimate lobster experience... and then I missed it.
Also here is Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen in outer space (photo courtesy of Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz):
Moof: raindrops spend years in lakes
Moof: as groundwater
Moof: in glaciers
Moof: for years and years
Moof: but they live for those few seconds
Moof: those few seconds where they are free
Moof: they are alone with nothing but the wind and the birds as they fall
Moof: for just a few seconds
Moof: but that is what they live for
Moof: that is what they die for
Moof: that is why you should not be sad
Moof: because humans are 85% raindrops
Livestock: what is the other 15% tom
Moof: raindrops and meat
Livestock: your words haunt me
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.