Unfortunately I found out about the Ultimate Lobster Experience far too late.
All my life I have been searching for the ultimate lobster experience... and then I missed it.
Also here is Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen in outer space (photo courtesy of Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz):
Moof: raindrops spend years in lakes
Moof: as groundwater
Moof: in glaciers
Moof: for years and years
Moof: but they live for those few seconds
Moof: those few seconds where they are free
Moof: they are alone with nothing but the wind and the birds as they fall
Moof: for just a few seconds
Moof: but that is what they live for
Moof: that is what they die for
Moof: that is why you should not be sad
Moof: because humans are 85% raindrops
Livestock: what is the other 15% tom
Moof: raindrops and meat
Livestock: your words haunt me
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.