I Went Back to Las Vegas

Unfortunately I found out about the Ultimate Lobster Experience far too late.


All my life I have been searching for the ultimate lobster experience... and then I missed it.

Also here is Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen in outer space (photo courtesy of Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz):


On Raindrops with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: raindrops spend years in lakes
Moof: streams
Moof: oceans
Moof: as groundwater
Moof: in glaciers
Moof: for years and years
Moof: but they live for those few seconds
Moof: those few seconds where they are free
Moof: they are alone with nothing but the wind and the birds as they fall
Moof: for just a few seconds
Moof: but that is what they live for
Moof: that is what they die for
Moof: that is why you should not be sad
Moof: because humans are 85% raindrops
Livestock: what is the other 15% tom
Moof: meat
Moof: raindrops and meat
Livestock: your words haunt me

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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