The Great Unifier of Man with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: the internet is the great unifier of man
Moof: sort of like hot dogs
Moof: no matter how different we are
Moof: what god(s) we believe in
Moof: we will always come together
Moof: to eat hot dogs
Livestock: i am an atheist deal with it
Livestock: though i like a hot dog
Livestock: well all hot dogs really
Moof: see
Moof: so do i
Moof: even us
Moof: as sworn enemies
Moof: we both love hot dogs
Livestock: and we can share that love over the internet
Moof: yes
Livestock: hot dogs and the internet are a match made in cyberspace
Livestock: (but not heaven)
Livestock: (because there is no heaven)
Moof: that is so true
Moof: so true
Moof: however if there was a heaven then it would probably be called bayonet
Moof: but there isn't one so it doesn't matter
Livestock: it doesn't matter if there is because you will not be going to any heaven when you die
Livestock: and you will be dying soon
Livestock: mark my words
Moof: oh no
Moof: :)
Moof: ;0
Moof: ;);
Moof: ;)
Livestock: is everything okay
Moof: sorry i have a twitch
Livestock: moof what do you like and dislike about tungsten
Moof: i like that it makes good filaments but i dislike that it is heavier than lithium
Livestock: that bothers me a lot too
Moof: me too
Moof: a lot
Moof: so much
Moof: so much :mad:
Moof: I HATE THOSE PC IDIOTS WITH THEIR BEIGE BOXES
Livestock: SHUT UP
Moof: MAC 4 LYFE
Moof: GOD WHY DONT YOU JUST SHOP AT WAL MART (I SHOP AT TARGET)
Livestock: GOD MOOF I AM GOING TO OPEN SOME NEW WINDOWS JUST TO COVER THIS STUPID WINDOW SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOUR STUPID WORDS
Moof: seriously it drives me crazy
Moof: every time i am in starbucks with my low fat cappuccino
Moof: some idiot will come in with his dell and i will kick over the table and slam a chair into his face
Moof: and then comb my goatee
Moof: ironically
Livestock: moof you are the worst human being ever
Moof: in many ways...

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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