Livestock: moof i think we should talk shop
Moof: lets talk shop
Moof: or shoppe
Livestock: okay let's start
Moof: let us go
Livestock: you start
Moof: i am thinking you go ahead and start
Livestock: well i am eating a hot dog and don't want to delay you, so please start
Moof: okay i will start
Moof: what did you want to address first
Livestock: whatever you want
Moof: okay lets discuss the obvious topic first
Moof: rather than dancing around it
Livestock: yes i agree
Moof: maybe we should collect our thoughts separately and then come together later
Livestock: well i mean why don't you start with the obvious topic first
Moof: i don't even know if it is worth discussing
Moof: we both know what must be done
Livestock: what is that
Moof: it seems silly to even waste time on it
Moof: hmm you don't agree?
Moof: please tell me why
Livestock: no not really
Livestock: it just seems there is some ambiguity, you know
Moof: i don't see any ambiguity
Moof: it seems completely clear to me especially after the event
Livestock: well moof maybe you are afraid to address the issue
Moof: no i am not afraid at all that is why i believe it is not even worth discussing
Moof: if you want to discuss it then that is fine
Livestock: well lets discuss it
Moof: go ahead
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.